Here’s something to make you very glad you don’t live in China- in a bid to ‘purify’ the nations media the Chinese government has banned television commercials "containing sexually provocative sounds or tantalizing language as well as vulgar advertisements for breast enhancement and female underwear."

Last month the city of Churches was on fire as Australia’s hottest talent put it all on the line for the title of Miss Nude Australia. Our friends from the RedHotPie.com.au team where lucky enough to be ringside to check it out... it’s a bastard of a job kids but someone’s got to do it right?!

Here’s a cringe-worthy story for every man. Police in Bangkok are searching for a woman who is on the run with her husband’s penis. Yes you read right, the woman has taken off with her husband’s severed penis.

There are times you can seriously envy our furred and feathered friends. Well I admit to envying koalas, as it appears these cuddly critters are in fact sex-crazed fiends, having sex all day and even indulging in lesbian orgies!

Men have officially lost the argument once again. The findings of a recent U.S. study challenge the common myth that women are somehow biologically programmed to talk more, after painstakingly counting every word volunteers spoke per day and discovering that us women really don’t talk way more than men.

Are you making the most of your arguments? Make-up sex can be exhilarating and exciting, and can turn that negative energy into hot and sweaty positive!

Well it seems we really are just simple animals, at least when it comes to sexual attraction. A recent study conducted in America has suggested that when it comes to sexual attraction, we still work in much the same way as all the other animals. And no, I’m not talking about a penchant for doggy-style sex, but a natural preference women have for men with muscles.

Online dating sites are all the rage these days in Australia. Sites like RedHotPie and AdultMatchmakerare changing the face of Australian dating and Adult Sydney has compiled a dictionary of online adult dating to help you hook up online

And fresh from the Adult Sydney Science labs is a recent study that shows that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

This is opposed to when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ass. Opinions vary, but check the study out for yourself by reading the full article here.